The Prime Minister of England woke up the other morning and met with King Charles.
They came to an agreement. The America’s did not have a King. England had a quite good King, and realized that the U.S. would be better off if a King still ruled. this would make England the greatest country in the world once again. They decided to go for it.
First, they cried out to the peasants, Donald Trump, just like George Washington does not know how to be a King! This resonated with the stupid people. “Of course he cannot be a King,” they repeated. Hundreds joined in all throughout the land to make this chant loud and clear. NO KING! NO KINGS!
The next step was to raise awareness that no man is illegal, especially on stolen land. This movement grew as well. It grew mainly because there wasn’t a King and it was both legal and accepted. The movement, fueled by illegals allowed to enter the southern border, hated the greatest country on earth, and were determined to make it shitty, like the places they escaped. No one is illegal on stolen land they chanted.
As fate would have it, manipulated by the media, England managed to combine the seeming opposing groups, into a combined frontal effort to retake the mighty USA, by using the tactics of a miser, deciding to part with a small portion of his gold to get an even greater amount. They paid them to instigate.
Soon England will swoop in and try to conquer from within.
You stole the land from us! they will declare. Ignoring that they lost the revolution, just like Mexicans and Indians are ignoring the facts that they lost the land in war. You need a King like ours! They will pollute the minds of the followers with promises of money and gold, all for their support.
We will except all in our new kingdom, they will decree, realizing a small amount of tax from such a large group of followers will not just make them powerful again, it will also make them rich.
This is obviously al made up, but the truth of the matter is that the participants of these movements, do not know the source or the end result of their actions.